The second day I met my roommate we were peeing with the door open
The second day I met my roommate we were peeing with the door open
How can they possibly insert the phrase “neoliberal wemen” as many times as they do on red scare
My sister’s boyfriend came to hang out and meet my siblings for the first time tonight and he was high as fuck like his eyes were so red. Bold move
I knew I liked this girl when we woke up in the morning and she was like can we play go fish 😔
I cried 4 times today first while my mom asked about my ex second listening to a radio lab with her (she cried too) third while looking at pictures of the foster cats I had to give back and fourth while looking at pictures of my current cat that’s at my apartment in tn just cause I miss her..
(Source: masshysterisminanothersituation, via itchycoil)
My only resolution is to stop letting fucking sad art boys into my life who I let tear my brain apart
Kink really creeps me out like no offense but could you want to hit your gf in a dog suit less publicly :/
My crush and potential roommate were both over last night and I took too much kratom and kept telling them I was too hot and had to go outside but really I wS going out and projectile vomiting in the bush
I just been eating off brand rice crispies with no milk and nothing else
Anti SJW youtube girl with heavy eyeliner: There’s only TWO genders I will talk about this for 50 minutes straight
Men watching: Will you PLEASE fuck me